January 2012
December 2011
“My favourite memory off the pitch is when Stevie (Gerrard) and I got locked in...”
– Xabi Alonso on his time at Liverpool FC (via catalans)
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Chris on the fact that FC Barcelona listened to...
Interviewer: Do you think Viva La Vida had something to do with their succes?
Chris: No, of course not. I mean.. they could listen to whale farts and still be amazing.
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friend: *sees picture of favourite athlete* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
